One for the bitter bluesh*te!

Discussion in 'Humour' started by robj, May 14, 2012.

  1. robj

    robj If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer VIP Member

  2. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    LMAO Thats great, no trophies, no money to spend, no prospects, no europe, no decent players, no songs about themselves, no fucking idea, no ambition but they finished above Liverpool. WTF!!!!!
     
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  3. Matty-S-182

    Matty-S-182 What Red Light?

    aaaaahahahahaha
     
  4. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    Football football football. Tut tut ! Suzuki sue will be pissed off big time !


    Top find that rob
     
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  5. captaingoslow

    captaingoslow Rockin to myself VIP Member

    That's a good one.
     
  6. simon179

    simon179 New Member

    Based on the financial fair play which is coming in over next year or so, we would qualify for champions league, 150m spent 80m of which added to the money recived from players, and you still finish below us, we spent 5.5m on jelavic and gibson, loan fees for drenthe and pienaar and recieved 25m for arteta, billy, yakubu, vaughan, beckford, yobo, we scored more, won more, and finished above you, no prospects? every youth team has won every league pretty much, im sure alot of you red shite would take pienaar, baines, jagielka, heitinga, fellaini, pretty sure theyre all decent players, osman, distin, howard coleman all good players too. no songs about ourselves? you obviously dont know your history, and to boot, we have one of the best managers in the country, a far cry from the shambles you call king! jelavic scored more than both your strikers in half a season! a player kenny said wasnt good enough! haha

    Not to mention we get a nice nike kit next year, adidas called you a failure, standard chartered said suarez is an embarassment, and a jammy pens win against a championship team in a 2nd rate cup is hardly something to shout about, especially when they played you off the park that day.

    tides are turning in merseyside! i think its you lot who are getting bitter!
     
  7. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    First of all the reason we made a loss was the debt we had to pay off because of previus ownership, rather than make the payments like in a bank loan we just paid the whole thing off. We also had astronomical fees from the reaserch into building a new stadium, which is still going ahead, are you getting one?

    Secondly as a rule LFC Ltd have made around a 60 million pound profit year after year after year.

    Thridly which shelf will you be putting your bragging rights on whilst we make another shelf to put another trophy on.

    Finally what power shift are you talking about? You havent a pot to p*ss in, a ground that is ready to be condemed and a manager who when a big club comes calling will be off like a shot.

    Yes Everton are deffo the biggest club in Liverpool :bleh: :bleh: :bleh:
     
  8. robj

    robj If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer VIP Member

  9. Marco

    Marco Active Member

    red shite make me laugh u say were all bitter an sad an sh*t but when u look at r history an achivements u aint gettin a look in. talkin bout the ground we were denied it by council an denied a ground were ur apparently puttin urs by council. u say we have most defeats per season, look at how long we bin in prem yea we aint won f*ck all in a fair few years yea we got no money yea we dont have the best side an yea r ground is old but were BLUE all ways have been allways will be unlike some, last time we was in the final there was an everton flag on every other house in liverpool.... but most of liverpool support the shite apparently... an hands up how many real scousers went to wembo for the derby in a red shirt? how many of em were singin when they left the ground? how many of em sang into the ground...? yea were bitter sh*t poor an nearly homeless but at least we love r club at least we have a good manager(who we dont kick out an call scum every 2 mins) great team spirit were forever everton... oh wait aint i hered that sang somewere? must just be me.
     
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  10. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Marco were you drunk last night?
    DOMESTIC HONOURS

    League Champions (18 times) 1900-01, 1905-06, 1921-22, 1922-23, 1946-47, 1963-64, 1965-66, 1972-73, 1975-76, 1976-77, 1978-79, 1979-80, 1981-82, 1982-83, 1983-84, 1985-86, 1987-88, 1989-90

    FA Cup winners (7 times) 1964-65, 1973-74, 1985-86, 1988-89, 1991-92, 2000-01, 2005-06

    League Cup winners (8 times) 1980-81, 1981-82, 1982-83, 1983-84, 1994-95, 2000-01, 2002-03, 2011-2012

    Charity Shield 1964-65 (shared), 1965-66 (shared), 1966-67, 1974-75, 1976-77, 1977-78 (shared), 1979-80, 1980-81, 1982-83, 1986-87 (shared), 1988-89, 1989-90, 1990-91 (shared), 2001-02, 2006-07

    EUROPEAN HONOURS

    European Cup winners (5 times) 1976-77, 1977-78, 1980-81, 1983-84, 2004-05

    UEFA Cup winners (3) 1972-73, 1975-76, 2000-01

    European Super Cup (3) 1977, 2001, 2005
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  11. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    YOU'RE ALL GAY!!!
     
  12. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    I don't follow footie at all but reading through there names makes me hungry.......

    Are any English league players even English?!
     
  13. simon179

    simon179 New Member

    Liverpool havent made a profit for years!
    Anfield was our ground first, and is situated in the metropolitan borough of EVERTON!
    Everton have researched 4 possible stadiums with 3 architect drawings in in all different locations and have been no where near the losses you made! thats bad financial management on your behalf
    your own fans cant even buy a season ticket, yet a business can walk in and buy 10 for only a couple hundred more each seat!
    I went to Wembley, and evertons half was jam packed, my mate in liverpool end said was loads of space....... just like there was in the final too! and im telling you it was alot louder when we scored.
    if you look how much liverpool have spent in the premierleague history, its actually only less than man city and chelsea! even united have spent less and won how many trophy's? [background=rgb(250, 250, 250)]the four biggest spenders are:[/background]

    1. CFC - £744.4 m
    2. MCFC - £649.18 m
    3. LFC - £552 m
    4. MUFC - £482 m

    [​IMG]

    Downings a prime example of your flops! even tony hibbert has more assists!
     
  14. nutters dad

    nutters dad New Member

    please can one of you blue nosed shite enlighten us all into what history you actually have? you cannot build a new stadium cos you aint got no cash, so you have to stay at the cabbage patch, how long has your chairman had the club for sale? and still no takers , even the venkys didnt bother looking at the blue shite. players, last half decent lot you had was kendle ,ball and harvey, but you lot would not remember those,you cannot see beyond drunken duncan. wembly ,its such a novelty for you lot to get there you want to make it a national holiday and you still cannot beat us there. bragging rights, how many times did lfc beat you this season? your manager has done a good job for you , but ask yourselves why a big club (and you are not) has not come in for him? and please don`t give me the loyalty crap cos that died out 20yrs ago. bums on seats! it was only a couple of years back that if you was daft enough to buy an everton shirt you got a free ticket to a game and half year season tickets what the f-ck does that tell you. everton are shite and you know you are.
    bollocks to this the sun is out so put it to bed and get the bikes out .
     
  15. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Simon I think your miss informed there wasn't an empty seat or spare ticket to be had at Wembley it was a sell out.

    I've been on the waiting list for a season ticket for 16 years and why? Because we have a massive worldwide support. I know for a fact that you can get a season ticket at goodison whenever you like they even sell half season tickets at Xmas.

    Yes we have a good corporate side to the business and that's how we can spend millions on players and that's the reason you can't.

    As for a ground you could have been using a fantastic facility in a joint adventure on the docs which is now just an events theatre, the reason your not there you couldnt come up with the fu ds for a deposit. You needed Tesco to build you a ground and that fell through. If you want to look at miss management look at your board. For years when you had success your board squandered the money whilst lfc invested it. We own Stanley park and all the property for 500 yds around anfield.

    We know your history you never owned anfield the council did. You were asked to change your name to Liverpool and you wouldn't so the council kicked you out and created lfc. Later the club bought the ground and the rest is history.

    As for trophies have you lost your mind were still the most succesfull club in the league.

    DOMESTIC HONOURS

    League Champions (18 times) 1900-01, 1905-06, 1921-22, 1922-23, 1946-47, 1963-64, 1965-66, 1972-73, 1975-76, 1976-77, 1978-79, 1979-80, 1981-82, 1982-83, 1983-84, 1985-86, 1987-88, 1989-90

    FA Cup winners (7 times) 1964-65, 1973-74, 1985-86, 1988-89, 1991-92, 2000-01, 2005-06

    League Cup winners (8 times) 1980-81, 1981-82, 1982-83, 1983-84, 1994-95, 2000-01, 2002-03, 2011-12

    Charity Shield 1964-65 (shared), 1965-66 (shared), 1966-67, 1974-75, 1976-77, 1977-78 (shared), 1979-80, 1980-81, 1982-83, 1986-87 (shared), 1988-89, 1989-90, 1990-91 (shared), 2001-02, 2006-07

    EUROPEAN HONOURS

    European Cup winners (5 times) 1976-77, 1977-78, 1980-81, 1983-84, 2004-05

    UEFA Cup winners (3) 1972-73, 1975-76, 2000-01

    European Super Cup (3) 1977, 2001, 2005

    We were having a bit of fun mate :lol:

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  16. paul

    paul Administrator Staff Member

    Haha, I find it funny that the blue half of Liverpool feels the need to celebrate the fact that they finished above the reds. I mean come on guys, what has it won you? The last time you done that was in 2005. It's took you seven years to achieve that once again. Well done. Club progression at its finest.

    Haha, keep the fans happy, get them a Nike kit. What's Everton getting out of it? It's been reported at £10 million for a three season deal.

    Adidas didn't give a fuck about LFC. No thought went into our kits. However we now have a fantastic deal with Warrior, £150 million over six seasons and the new kit looks great.

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  17. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Not only that Paul we are now tapping into a very lucrative American market :lol:

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  18. Marco

    Marco Active Member

    very much sober mate i dint mention honers any were... i sad achivments mate
    The history of Everton Football Club is so much more than the players who have graced the hallowed Goodison Park turf.​
    There's more to Everton than the trophies in the cabinet; the Toffees have been constant innovators in the footballing world, ceaselessly striving to be the best, and the first to accomplish new feats, while establishing new norms. The Nil Satis Nisi Optimum ("Nothing but the best is good enough") motto could not be more appropriate.
    From becoming one of the founder members of the football league in 1888, right through to present day when we announced a new service which allows fans to purchase match tickets through text message, Everton have always been at the forefront of new ideas.
    Did you know we were the first to wear numbers on our backs, the first to have a purpose-built football stadium, and the first go on an overseas tour?
    Below is an extensive list of some of the signicant landmarks that Everton Football Club has accomplished since its birth.



    Founder members of the Football League in 1888​
    Founder members of the FA Premier League in 1992​
    First club to be presented with the League Championship trophy​
    First club to present medals for winning the Championship​
    First club to stage an FA Cup final 1894, Notts County v Bolton Wanderers​
    First club on Merseyside to win the FA Cup 1906​
    First club to go on an overseas football tour​
    First club to construct a purpose built football stadium​
    First club to have a four-sided stadium with two tier stands​
    First club to have a stadium with a three tier stand​
    First club to issue a regular match programme for home fixtures​
    First club to have a player (William Ralph Dean) score 60 league goals​
    First club to wear numbered shirts from 1-11 (1933 FA Cup final)​
    First club to have a church attached to its stadium​
    First club to install dugouts​
    First club to install undersoil heating​
    First club to win a penalty shootout in the European Cup 1970 v Borussia Moenchengladbach​
    First club to play 4000 top-flight games​
    First club to amass 5000 League points​
    First club to play 100 seasons in the top-flight​
    First club to stage a World Cup semi-final in Britain​
    First club to have the youngest Premiership goalscorer in two consecutive seasons with two different players​
    First club to break the £100,000 transfer threshold when Alan Ball moved from Blackpool for £110,000 in 1966.​
    First club to be featured in a TV game in August 1936 v Arsenal. Not live (pre-recorded).​
    First club to have scoreboard half time/full time facility​
    First club to have its own podcast​
    First club to have its own online social networking site.​
    First club to sell tickets via text message.​

    First First First... well u no r history the one you an no other club will ever have mate hence the red shite coz ya sh*t tryin to beat us all the time but u never will. we made the game u no today an the experiance u feel when u can finnaly beat the foreigners to the seats. its embarisin seein a sea of red at wembely an not hearen one scouse accent in there ya. how can u be proud of that? i think we still got more scousers on r team then u RED AN WHITE SHITE all ways will be mate to quote a banner at wembely(me bein scouse an bein there) EVERTON FC NO SHAME SINCE 1878​
     
  19. waringdmask

    waringdmask VIP Member VIP Member

    If it's true that Dalglish has been sacked... Will that count as Downing's first assist? :lmfao:
     
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  20. Marco

    Marco Active Member

    course hes gone they get very very bitter when they lose an start all sorts of sh*t an end up turnin on them selfs any way its funny to watch but gets boren after a while who remembers when he went back? king this that an other, one season an he lost to the beta side of liverpool an they kick him out saw it comen 12 months ago lmfao come on shite change the record pls oh why did he leave last time lads?
     

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