NWB Awards 2014

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by CaNsA, Nov 30, 2014.

  1. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    Fuck off jim you surely cant be saying that with a straight face
     
  2. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

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    Favourite Bike: Lilday ;) ;) ;)

    King of forum: Paul

    Queen of forum: P/QUOTE][/QUOTE]
    im actually quite flattered that you considder me to be the most unhelpful member.......although there are several other categories id say i excelled at
     
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  3. Lilday

    Lilday Little Day VIP Member

    I think you'd fit into any of them.

    Not best Avatar though. That avatar is shit. Needs more engines or more boobs.
     
  4. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    I cant believe that the funniest member has been given to dave by some.......the guy is about as funny as seeing someone who's on the sex offenders register being parked outside ya kids school........bob was way funnier
     
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  5. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    It dont need more boobs coz theres loads of tits on ere
     
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  6. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Think jim has a tongue shaped impression on the inside of his cheek.

    At least I think its from a tongue.

     
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  7. Richie Rich

    Richie Rich New Member

    New category: unsuccessful windups over his last few postings
     
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  8. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member


    don't fookin' dis' the avatar or i'll fookin' cut you from ear to ear:devilish:
     
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  9. Lilday

    Lilday Little Day VIP Member

    You a fan of penny farthings?
     
  10. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    I stole it from bloke
     
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  11. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Lol.
    Is there anything you dont go to him for?
    Blade is broke - see carl
    Tyres need fitting - see carl
    Xjr needs storing for 13 years - see carl
    Need an avatar - see carl
    Arse needs wiping - see carl?

     
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  12. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    Look you cunt, how the fuck am I the most un helpful ? when your being a bellend and running your mouth about how great your gonna be, I stick up for you and tell people your only young and have special needs(that's helpful)

    when you name your fb page in such a patronising way that no cunt wants to visit it...I told you.....(that's helpful)

    when you ride in such a manner that most people wouldn't give you a child's bmx with stabilisers I let you come out with me (that's helpful)
     
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  13. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    fuck me you wigan special needer.....................why on gods green earth do you think carl is getting most helpfull
     
  14. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    Well you don't fuckin say....................
     
  15. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    Carl is a good lad and very reasonably priced..............but I don't think I could afford him to do this
     
  16. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Cos he takes pity on those from stellins, where pilks actually make flavoured glass for the locals.
    Mmmmm.....tasty.

     
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  17. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    Best pop back to leigh with the other cunts that left here
     
  18. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Award for "most random and unrelated retort"

    Or are you saying you are originally from leigh?

    Makes more sense.
     
  19. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    Im saying your from leigh
     
  20. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Anyway
    Back to the original thread.
    My nominations are

    Most Helpful Member: bloke
    Most Unhelpful Member: daz (cos he fucked off for most of the year...)
    Most improved member: honda pete (posting wise, not riding technique)
    Funniest Member: mozz
    Most Annoying Member: smudger
    Best Avatar: bloke
    Best Thread: smudge spraying kitchen red
    Best Project Thread: yazza mito
    Worst Crash: pch killing a zx10r
    Best Rider: gixxer d
    Worst Rider: josh
    Favourite Bike: daves hp4
    Worst bike: nathans (all of them)
    Stupidest Member: smudger
    Most random Member: radicalrabbit
    Ultimate 'Ped-boi': nathan
    Funniest Thread: smudgers kitchen again
    King of forum: daz
    Queen of forum: jim
    Flouncer of the year: daz
    Troll of the year: cansa
    N00b of the year: josh
    Fail of the year: immac on my balls
    Win of the year: jim posting a one sentence reply.......
     
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