NSFW One Lister Missed

no i am a professional and if a gentleman can not get out of bed for a wee wee i had the job of connecting a convine

 

My ex husband's wife used to have a job as a dog wanker......

 

This is the best job ever haha, imagine the conversations you could have with people !!!

Applying for Cambridge University during interview

Mr Cambridge Man - "So, Mr Collier, what is it you said you done for a living whilst not studying?

Me - I wank dogs off.....

 

Better known as "canine husbandry". She was a mutual friend before my marriage went tits up, so was on speaking terms with her at the time. It was all to do with breeding greyhounds, so I now detest any involvement with it (I have 2 rescue greyhounds), but it was pretty amusing at the time. And now I can use the information to pour scorn on her and take the piss ;-)

 

No doubt she was attracted by your ex's tiny bright red penis?

 

I actually snorted at this. Love it

 

What you snorted his penis

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Eeew, no. The comment, obvs

 

I'm quite sure Lister or Rumpold could find a video of this if pushed (DON'T):sick:

 

I'm on it hahaha

 

I love the Internet. It has every type of porn you could ever think of. Try searching anything with the word "porn" after it - I guarantee you will find something

 

'Cooking with balsamic vinegar' porn?

 

Have you tried searching for it?

 

NSFW!!!

http://www.keezmovies.com/video/this-filthy-whore-snorts-cum-497015

 

Star fish porn?

 

Oh come on! That's BOUND to find something!!!

 

Oh THIS snorting video!! rude

 

Fucking mobile access disliking rude sites

It wants to add £5 to my mobile bill. Balls to that, I'm not paying for porn!!

 

Uh? Do they not have 3G in the OFOTCN unit?

 

Believe it or not, no wifi in this place!!!!!