Need A Skirting Board Ladder

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Jackboardman, Mar 24, 2014.

  1. Jackboardman

    Jackboardman New Member

    If anyone has one could they please borrow me one. Need one pretty sharpish

    Thanks guys
     
  2. Lilday

    Lilday Little Day VIP Member

    Is this to fix your indicator? :p
     
  3. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    I know the diy shop by ours sells them along with spirit level bubbles, tartan paint and glass hammers :)

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  4. XJ Rider

    XJ Rider New Member

    do they do sky hooks too
     
  5. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Yeah and inflatable dart boards, chocolate tea pots, left handed screwdrivers, rubber nails and white printer ink :)

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  6. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    get yourself some dark black paint bob
     
  7. jimmytanko

    jimmytanko New Member

    Long stands, tubs of elbow grease and a dvd of england winning a match on penalties
     
  8. stumoores

    stumoores New Member

    Ask for a long stand while your there


    Yes, no er maybe !
     
  9. stumoores

    stumoores New Member

    And a quarter of clitoris allsorts


    Yes, no er maybe !
     
  10. XJR1300

    XJR1300 New Member

    Hey bob next time your in there ask them for the reverse cordless drill,on forward it drills a hole on reverse it fills it back in again,oh and i need some striped paint as well
     
  11. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Hes just got some new stock in, got some Non Stick Cellotape, Black Highlighter Pens, Glow in the Dark Sunglasses, Waterproof Sponges for washing the bikes with, fireproof matches ( safety first ), Motorbike seatbelts, hand powered chainsaws, pedal powered wheelchairs and for the gamblers among us - double sided playing cards :)
     
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  12. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

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  13. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    lol , ive moved this to humour now ....im sure it should have been in there in the first place !!!:eek:
     
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  14. Skudd

    Skudd New Member

    They were doing a sale on second loo roll the other day.
     
  15. jaffa1963

    jaffa1963 Southern Twat VIP Member

    How tall are your skirting boards that you need a ladder to paint em? Mine are only 6 inches high.
     
  16. reef

    reef New Member

    :rolleyes:

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  17. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

  18. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    I was once told by a Sargent to go to the equipment room and ask for a long stand.... I was there for an hour........

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  19. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

  20. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Ok..... Just found this..... It may come as a shock but I am 100% genuine that these do actually exist !!

    How many times have you been out and about and thought, damn, i could really do with a tent right now to keep me sheltered.....


    Worry no more !



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