See this link (if I can get computer thingi me bob to work) Anywho- using this tech to create a helmet/nose cone that does the same for us. I am massively sick of having soaking wet balls as when it's cold they do disappear and they also take a while to come out of hibernation. Now I don't know about you but I've been to A&E, a lot, and there are many many fine lady nurses (@jimmytanko's misses will be a nurse soon - giggidy) and the last thing I want to know is that if I came off some nurse cuts off my leathers to reveal my frozen, shrivelled whalnut whip looking penis due to being cold and wet through. Surely someone has the capability to use this Invention to save my balls.
So you wake up and the nurse says "Unfortunately we had to cut your leathers off, but we did manage to save the walnut whip you had in your pocket" and hands it to you on a plate. Happy days!
When i was younger i tried to iron my pants to remove a wet stain that was in an awkward position........giant blister on my right testicle tought me a valuble lesson
