Makes me want a Nissan...

Discussion in 'Humour' started by ListerTheStupid, Dec 19, 2012.

  1. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

  2. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    ha ha ha ha i love a nice pair of tits in my face ! they look silconed up !!!
     
  3. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    i love a nice pair of balls in my face ! nice n hairy !!
     
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  4. captaingoslow

    captaingoslow Rockin to myself VIP Member

    there is less than a hand full there
     
  5. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    ano but in general, small tits = nice tight muff.

    big floppy tits = big baggy gash.
    only bonus is birds with hooj tits tend to be squirters, which is always fun. :D
     
  6. gsxstu

    gsxstu New Member

    sea sick but I don't really care anymore might watch it again a few (dozen) times.
    I really need to get out more. :bleh:
     
  7. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    GRRRRGRRRRR ! :rant:
     
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  8. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    yep i can confirm this as true !
     
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  9. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    Not true...everyone I've been with becomes a squirter
    Then again it could be down to going for the more mature variety with incontinence lol
     
  10. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    well im told ;) that you have to have them really relaxed and "in the mood" ive only ever been with one squirter , its amazing to see ,i just wear my swimming goggles now when i ...erm....go down there ! lol
     
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  11. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    Swimming goggles :lmfao: :lmfao:

    You need to get one of these > http://nerdapproved.com/misc-gadgets/oral-sex-snorkel/ and add the goggles!

    I've had to dry out the duvet quite a few time's... :boff: haha!
     
  12. NED

    NED revin the hell out of it while i still can

    hooray for squirters :lol:
     
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  13. Barts Dad

    Barts Dad New Member

    My wife drives a Nissan. :lmfao:
     
  14. Jim27

    Jim27 Administrator Staff Member

    Well we all knew it just nice to see you admit it :p
     
  15. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    come on who did this? was it you jim
     
  16. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    ahahah not the sharpest hammer in the sockdrawer :lmfao:
     

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