Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well. I´m lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Peggy May Starlings PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb. View attachment 754 Employer's response:...... Dear Peggy May, It's OK honey, we've got spell check Welcome aboard!
Ha ha ha. ...my Missus walked in while I was staring at the tits in this pikture.. , she said " if she finds me looking at that again , she will smash my head against the keyboardmnvftddvyitdtdgvhnnkjppkojugyrterwesdxdcghijojkbhctxvjhjbhv
Oh, you are a "sit in the corner and watch the action type" are you. Crap, just had an image. You on a winters evening watching Henry Cole riding a dichotomy of vistas whilst rattling off a dribble. Yuk, I leave tea a while me thinks.
No in my yoof if the opportunity arose i was there like a fly on poo poo didnt get called super cock for nothing
