I rest my case

Discussion in 'Humour' started by mooro, Jul 17, 2012.

  1. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

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  2. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    And what is wrong with smelling of perfume :(
     
  3. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    er theres a difference in a scent and being fkin bautered in the stuff so it chokes you lol.
    jeesus sometimes a woman drives past in her car and it makes me eyes water!
    nawt wrong with a subtle scent but some use waaay to much and its overpowering.

    same with make up... u must have seen em... young uns are worse, absolutely caked in foundation and eye make up lol.
    nothing worse imo.
    same again, a little is better... too much is like er.. too much!
     
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  4. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Tinkerbell I don't wanna hear about what you do away from the forum lol since when did a man be so much of an expert on make up

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  5. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    lol daz u must know what im on about... probably looks great when they first put it on but when they start sweating and it cracks and runs they look like fkin aligators :lol:
     
  6. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Don't bring me into it mate I've never worn the stuff ha ha



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  7. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire



    wait a minute wasn't it you that was posting about women letting themselves go because they dont put make on a few days ago...
     
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  8. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    there is a difference... thats what i mean... between subtle use of make-up which is an artform and can make a woman look stunning... compared to the replastering jobs with aunt sally blusher and drawn on eyebrows...
     
  9. petrolhead19

    petrolhead19 VIP Member VIP Member

    my missus doesnt wear make up and doesnt really need it :)
     
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  10. KTM_Dude

    KTM_Dude TT 2015 Booked! Oh yeah! VIP Member

    I take it she has started to read this forum then? :)
     
  11. petrolhead19

    petrolhead19 VIP Member VIP Member

    lmao no she never wore make up only on nights out which are rare aswell lol
     
  12. Jaymar

    Jaymar New Member

    O my god, for the first time ever i think i can say i agree with some of Martins views on women. :O

    I can't stand the young girls caked in orange makeup that stops in a line on their jawbone leaving a white neck with massive spider leg flash eyelashes just to go shopping.

    and it really is no joke getting older. Some times you can look in the mirror and not recognise yourself especially when most middle aged men eye up teenagers.

    Whats worse though is the men that start moaning that their wives have let themselves go and don't look like they used to are usually the middle aged balding beer bellied slobs who sit round in saggy y-fronts! (Im sure theres non of those types on here! :) )

    I know the magic of airbrushing.
    A couple of years ago my Daughter bought one of those make over things for us both.
    The transformation is fantastic!

    After they take about 30 photos in different poses you go and view them on a 50 inch screen.

    They are all fantastic but they airbrush a couple of them to show you what you could look like.

    WOW! never in your wildest dreams would you believe how you could look.

    They can change anything, Flawless skin, bluer eyes, bigger boobs, smaller waist, longer legs, slimmer body.

    With what they can do Heather out of Eastenders could win model of the year!

    But if you want any of your photos airbrushing each thing you want changing is 50 quid! :phone: :phone:

    When you come out of the viewing room theres loads of people filling out credit agreements, some for nearly 1000 pounds for a set of photos that isn't really them!
     
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  13. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire


    it's a sad reflection on the pressure put on us by the beauty industry, to make us feel more and more unattractive so we buy more and more miracle cures.

    and I agree, the guys on here and everywhere I suspect say that what is attractive to them is not what is sold , but look at the photos they post and what they they are drooling over, airbrushed made up products of the industry.




    :rant:
     
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  14. petrolhead19

    petrolhead19 VIP Member VIP Member

    Yes we might drool but at the end of the day me personally prefer a woman with natural beauty, cant stand these plastic wannabe's.
    Ill stick with my missus over most celebs as she is beautiful without make up (get the sick buckets lmao)

    i would choose this VVVV (yes its me and the missus lol)
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    Over this plastic fantastic VVVVV
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    Anyday
    Give me a real woman without all the slap
     
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  15. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    Well what really pisses me off is when I'm with my 18 year old daughter........and men my age and older are perving at her!!!
    with their bald head and beer belly......yuck makes me so mad.......men need to look at them selfs more before moaning about
    their wives.....in my opinion and only my opinion...women should make the most of what they have.....with make up
    clothes and just general keeping fit.....if you don't take care of the way you look no one will.....same goes for men ffs make
    a bloody effort some nice clothes and after shave with some snug fitting boxer shorts..... ;) will work wonders with you wifes :)
    SUCK ON THAT MARTIN :)
     
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  16. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    At lease when women drool over men....they are the same age.....not like a man drooling over a women half their age grrrrrr!!!!!
     
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  17. Jaymar

    Jaymar New Member

    Well said Sue, and i have had the same with my daughter. Even being as young as 15.
     
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  18. CRAZY LEG5

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    and all women are blond,cant drive & cant think logically
     
  19. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Where's all this coming from I am perving at women who are older than me on this thread lol who's been eyeballing Chas? Tbh she's a pretty girl but not as good as her mum :lol:

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  20. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire



    wifes :S


    when did polygamy become legal :lmfao: :lmfao:



    I'd never look at a younger man :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
     
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