I love cats

Discussion in 'Humour' started by David Stormageddon Bloxham, Mar 15, 2012.

  1. jim

    jim New Member

    Excellent!

    Just got bitten by a cat though :(
     
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  2. They are evil... thats why I like them ;)
     
  3. jim

    jim New Member

    You may like it, but I've gotta get a tetanus now...
     
  4. Not good - was it a stray?
     
  5. jim

    jim New Member

    My cats were having a stand off with my neigbour's (much larger) cat, so I waded in and got my arse handed to me...

    (Did I mention it was massive? More a large dog, or a small horse)
     
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  6. Lol. Feel for you mate, it hurts like hell.You sure it was big... Not just very close.
     
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  7. jim

    jim New Member

    Last time I stick up for my cats lol
     
  8. jim

    jim New Member

    It was dark, and it all happened so fast... but that thing was HUGE, like a vicious cow.
     
  9. markc6631

    markc6631 New Member

    Horrible little critters they are, don't like them at all. All they do is sleep, bite/scratch you and poo and wee on your lawn. Next door has two and my dogs give them a very wide berth, pure evil they are.
     
  10. I think you are trying to save face and it was just a kitten up close. ;-)

    the reverse of http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=25N-4zrk390
     
  11. jaffa1963

    jaffa1963 Southern Twat VIP Member

    Fancy! Getting your arse wooped by a p*ssy!
     
  12. Jim27

    Jim27 Administrator Staff Member

    That's why God invented hosepipes. Or supersoakers. Or buckets.

    Or a shovel :fight:

    (I'll get me coat...)
     
  13. will post the video properly this time:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25N-4zrk390

    (One of my favourite scenes)
     
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  14. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    LMFAO AT JIM :lmfao:

    You got your ass handed to you on a plate by a p*ssy, I have the smallest cat ever but all the other cats avoid it like the plague as she is pure evil, I watched her in the garden enticing next doors Tom to come and give her a seeing to when he got close she leapt into the air and attacked him, I was pissing myself laughing. I have the only ninja cat in the world.
     
  15. Love it :lmfao: :lmfao: - You need to get it a ninja outfit (if you can get close enough to put it on)
     

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