How many times have you

Discussion in 'Humour' started by johnnyrotten13, Oct 22, 2014.

  1. johnnyrotten13

    johnnyrotten13 New Member

    Had a tug?
     
    johnnyrotten13, Oct 22, 2014
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  2. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Ive had 3 this morning!
     
    Fat Bob, Oct 22, 2014
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  3. Glen Wilson

    Glen Wilson New Member

    my maths is not that good! if it helps im married!:D
     
    Glen Wilson, Oct 22, 2014
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  4. fronkey

    fronkey New Member

    The police are always tugging me. It's usually from behind. I hate it when their hiding and they tug you.
     
    fronkey, Oct 22, 2014
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  5. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Did the lads enjoy it?
     
    Cabernet, Oct 22, 2014
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  6. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    a cop stood behind you jerking you off ? thats a bit below the belt
     
    Dave, Oct 22, 2014
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  7. fronkey

    fronkey New Member

    Above the belt it pokes over the top like a one eyed bandit looking for the furry smugglers den.
     
    fronkey, Oct 22, 2014
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  8. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    ha haha sounds like a one eyed vomiting vicar
     
    Dave, Oct 22, 2014
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