Get your brains working

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Fat Bob, Jul 8, 2012.

  1. TheSponge

    TheSponge Moderator Staff Member

    When he leaves home, he's already high in the building, so he presses 1 (Ground Floor) to get out.
    He gets home from work (And is on the ground floor already) so he presses the highest number on the control panel - which is 7 Because the lifts only go up to floor 7, and it's stairs the rest of the way.
     
  2. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Petrol head was right, hes a midget !

    He can press the 1 cause its the bottom button but cant reach the 15th floor button so he reaches as high as he can (7th) then walks up the stairs :)
     
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  3. TheSponge

    TheSponge Moderator Staff Member

    Why doesn't the lazy git jump?!
     
  4. petrolhead19

    petrolhead19 VIP Member VIP Member

    Love riddles :D lol

    What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?
     
  5. TheSponge

    TheSponge Moderator Staff Member

    A coloured girl?
     
  6. petrolhead19

    petrolhead19 VIP Member VIP Member

    pmsl hahaha funniest answer ever but wrong lol
     
  7. TheSponge

    TheSponge Moderator Staff Member

    Charcoal?

    Black, then when hot it goes red. When it's finished, it goes white with the ash?
     
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  8. petrolhead19

    petrolhead19 VIP Member VIP Member

    thats the one ;) lol
     
  9. TheSponge

    TheSponge Moderator Staff Member

    Wheyy!!

    I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
     
  10. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Martin that was shit :lol: :lol:

    Sent from my HTC One X using Xparent Red Tapatalk 2
     
  11. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    Martin that was rubbish

    :doh:
     
  12. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    lots of people buy there own coffin FAIL !!!!
     
  13. petrolhead19

    petrolhead19 VIP Member VIP Member

    a sponge?
     
  14. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    or carry a box :lmfao:
     
  15. TheSponge

    TheSponge Moderator Staff Member

    Correct!

    I saw it on a website and thought "I'm having that!"
     
  16. petrolhead19

    petrolhead19 VIP Member VIP Member

    Ripped from my mother's womb,
    Beaten and burned,
    I become a blood thirsty killer.
    What am I?
     
  17. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire


    You :D

    a Sponge :rolleyes:





    ooh petrol head beat me to it :p
     
  18. petrolhead19

    petrolhead19 VIP Member VIP Member

    Your a bit late lavinia lol i already got it and put my riddle up :D
     
  19. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    Ripped from my mother's womb,
    Beaten and burned,
    I become a blood thirsty killer.
    What am I?



    Iron ore
     
  20. T3D

    T3D VIP Member VIP Member

    Ian Brady?

    Tony
     

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