Two Chinese gangsters are plotting a robbery at a Scottish distillery one says to the other is this whisky? yes says the other but not as whisky as a bank wobbery!!! har... one wong doesnt make a white .. har har
Complained to my local chinese that the chicken was rubbery ......ahh fank ooo velly much was the reply .... Sent from my GT-N7000 using Tapatalk
A refuse collector is doing his rounds and notices one house in the street that doesn't have a wheelie-bin outside. So he goes to the door and knocks. After a few minutes, an old Chinese man comes to the door. "Where's your bin?" the refuse collector asks. "I bin upstairs," the Chinese man replies. "No! Where's your dustbin?" he says. "I dust bin upstairs havin' a shit," the guy says. "NO! WHERE'S YOUR WHEELIE-BIN?" he continues. The old man thinks for a minute then says: "Okay, you got me, I've wheelie bin having a wank."
When i started taking pictures I got approached by a High School for foreign students made up of 98% Chinese students to take class pictures... Could you imagine my delight when i only had to take 1 single image...
