frwaky shopping

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Rock Steady, Jun 13, 2014.

  1. Rock Steady

    Rock Steady New Member

    your in the ten items or less queue your allowed three things to freak out the check out girl/guy ........go
     
    Rock Steady, Jun 13, 2014
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  2. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    Ether vaseline dildo;)
     
    victor meldrew, Jun 13, 2014
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  3. mr stresshead

    mr stresshead New Member

    viagra lube book about dogs
     
    mr stresshead, Jun 13, 2014
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  4. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Box of Tissues, Baby Oil and Mary Kate and Ashley DVD...
     
    Fat Bob, Jun 13, 2014
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  5. mr stresshead

    mr stresshead New Member

    melon comdoms kip fit vid
     
    mr stresshead, Jun 13, 2014
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  6. mr stresshead

    mr stresshead New Member

    tampons thrush cream bleech
     
    mr stresshead, Jun 13, 2014
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  7. fronkey

    fronkey New Member

    Chocolates. An orange and a child you found next to the deli counter.
     
    fronkey, Jun 13, 2014
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  8. mr stresshead

    mr stresshead New Member

    tampons baby doll jam
     
    mr stresshead, Jun 13, 2014
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  9. mr stresshead

    mr stresshead New Member

    hahahahahahhahaha
     
    mr stresshead, Jun 13, 2014
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  10. mr stresshead

    mr stresshead New Member

    takethat ablum takethat album takthat album
     
    mr stresshead, Jun 13, 2014
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  11. smudger

    smudger I Love SV650's

    gaffertape. spade. lime
     
    smudger, Jun 14, 2014
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  12. stumoores

    stumoores New Member

    gimp mask, snooker ball, Bible
     
    stumoores, Jun 15, 2014
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  13. jimmytanko

    jimmytanko New Member

    soap rope shotgun
     
    jimmytanko, Jun 15, 2014
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  14. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member

    if you really want to freak them out lean forward, sniff their neck and then lick the side of their face, freaks the fuck out of them.


    bit of trivia, they always cry for their mum when they know you are about to finish them.
     
    bloke, Jun 15, 2014
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  15. AN1M4L

    AN1M4L New Member

    Pile cream tampons and a large cucumber haha
     
    AN1M4L, Jun 15, 2014
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  16. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member

    and it's more fun to slip things in other peoples shopping, especially condoms when it's a couple:whistle:
     
    bloke, Jun 15, 2014
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  17. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    box of cornflakes, pint of milk and a loaf of bread…………….if was in the queue with you lot she would prob think... fuck me this bloke is weird buying normal stuff !!
     
    Dave, Jun 15, 2014
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