Found the plane.

Found the plane in the most unlikely of places.

http://vietnam.craigslist.org/for/4372477162.html

 

I sent an offer. 5 camels, (pretty ones,) 25 virgin goats and a 100 gram bag of Turkish Delight. Just checking my in box.... No nothing yet.

 

Have you tride offering a cow too?

 

Good idea, that might swing the deal

 

A Gerbil or Hamster and a section of 3" pipe would do the trick.