For all you wankers out there......You will love this guys.

The Zhengzhou Central Hospital in Nanjing, China, announced a new and rather unique therapeutic device that is designed to treat infertility in patients.

The hands-free "sperm extractor" is a stand up device with a height-adjustable "massage pipe" that moves inward and outward from the main body of the sperm extractor. According to the manufacturer, the speed, amplitude and frequency can be adjusted by the user, which aims to provide a "warm" and "comfortable" feeling for users who find difficult to retrieve their sperm the traditional, manual way. There is even a screen play movie content to help with the extraction process.



Who wants one?

 

Seen that before I want one SO SO bad!

 

Got a wife to do that for me >_>>_>h34r:

 

If it malfunctioned...could be eunuchsville!!??

 

better than that retro shite you posted before

 

Don't see the point of that. Far easier to just get the Mrs to spit it out.

 

:lmfao:

 

Actually it was found by a mate. I just nicked it!

 

At least its not taking the p*ss out of you. :thumbsup:

 

Your all c*nts :bleh: :lmfao:

 

AH but you dont need to buy that new shoes :lmfao: :lmfao:

 

Yea new handbag, new purse and a fucking meal you mean!!! :x :blink:

 

and i'nt it funny they only do it on paydays

 

Oh so you have noticed that as well.... :wtf:

 

I should be so lucky its a sofa she wants! Old one only 9 months old :blink::blink::blink:

 

:huh: I feel for you mate :blink:

 

I sit on my cock till it goes numb then it's like you're wanking someone else off.

I wonder if you sit on your hand and cock till they go numb whether it's like watching someone wanking someone else off? Don't know if I'm really into the whole voyeur stuff though.

 

No, honest luv, i caught it from a machine at the hossy....