Since April 2013 the capital's fire crews have: Attended 28 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs Removed 293 rings, including seven from male genitalia Attended other incidents, including releasing men's genitals from toasters or vacuum cleaners WTF !!!! Toasters And with the Film now in full flow, they are expecting even more !!! 28 incidents involving people being trapped in handcuffs 293 rings removed including Seven instances of men with rings stuck on their penises Each incident costs taxpayers at least £295, meaning the incidents over the past three years have cost £388,810. "The Brigade said that in the past its crews have been called to a man whose penis was stuck in a toaster, and another with his manhood trapped in a vacuum cleaner. in November last year firefighters came to the rescue of a man forced to undergo surgery to remove two metal rings that had been stuck on his penis for three days. The man attended accident and emergency at hospital in the early hours but when doctors found they couldn’t remove the steel rings they called the Brigade. Two firefighters scrubbed up and removed the rings using pedal cutters - a hydraulic handheld piece of cutting equipment. -"
..o o o o o u u u u u u u u u c c c c c h h h h h ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ...maybe they thought their model of vacuum could do both suck and blow ? !
Never heard of toasted knob.......Often wondered why the fire engine was always out side listers house though
I haven't! I've read all three books though and thought they were brill. The movie will be shit compared to them I reckon. I'll wait till its available for download. Can think of nothing worse than sitting in a cinema full of horny lass's!
An alternative view 'An Ode to Fifty Shades of Grey' The missus bought a Paperback down Shepton, Saturday, I had a look in her bag; ...T’was “Fifty Shades of Grey”. Well I just left her to it, ...At ten I went to bed . An hour later she appeared; The sight filled me with dread… In her left hand she held a rope; And in her right a whip! She threw them down on the floor, And then began to strip. Well fifty years or so ago; I might have had a peek; But Mabel hasn’t weathered well; She’s eighty four next week. Watching Mabel bump and grind; Could not have been much grimmer. Things then went from bad to worse; She toppled off her Zimmer! She struggled up upon her feet; A couple minutes later; She put her teeth back in and said... I must dominate her!! Now if you knew our Mabel, You’d see just why I spluttered I’d spent two months in traction For the last complaint I’d muttered. She stood there nude, naked like; Bent forward just a bit …. I thought oh well, what the hell, and stood on her left tit! Mabel screamed, her teeth shot out; My god what had I done!? She moaned and groaned then shouted out: “Step on the other one!” Well readers, I can’t tell no more; About what occurred that day . Suffice to say my jet black hair, Turned fifty shades of Grey. -
