Not Safe For Work double standards

Fucking hate double standards. Some bird gets a rampant rabbit and it's seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240Volt FuckMaster Pro5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream sound system, I'm apparently a dirty fucking pervert!!

 

could you get me one of those please my one is worn out

 

Or you just buy the missus a rampant rabbit and then use her as the sex doll. Works for me anyways haha

 

I was charged extra for a blow up doll with a puncture.................................................. because it went down on me.

 

I can understand Blow up dolls, but one thing that does make me wonder are blow up sheep.

 

We just have to remember that british business needs to cater for the welsh lot as well :cigar:

 

what you sayin??

 

There was a pub in Murdershaw Runcorn that sold blow up sheep in it's condom machine. Not sure if they still do though.

 

Nothing! Just that a welsh pimp is normally called a shepard...:whistle: