Do you have a dirty mind?

Discussion in 'Humour' started by wardy, Sep 16, 2013.

  1. wardy

    wardy New Member

    1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two of?

    2. What can you find in a man's pants that is about six inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love these so much that they'll often blow them without even thinking about it!)

    3. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?

    4. Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be the name for a member of your family.

    5. What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a girl fat?

    6. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom of bird cages?

    7. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?

    8.A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're bored and the best man gets it first.


    9. What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?



    Answers to Follow :p
     
  2. Nathan94

    Nathan94 New Member

    There's another one for this, called "The assumption song"
     
  3. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

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  4. wardy

    wardy New Member

    is there clean answers though :woot:
     
  5. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

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  6. cbr1_mike

    cbr1_mike New Member

    Im a bad man, but comfortable with that.lol

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  7. jaffa1963

    jaffa1963 Southern Twat VIP Member

    1. Legs
    2.
    3.
    4. Aunt
    5. a snickers out of the fridge or a bar of peanut brittle
    6. grit.
    7. a drumstick chew lolly or a bazooka joe bubble gum.

    I cant think of clean answers for 2 or 3
     
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  8. Nathan94

    Nathan94 New Member

    2,a firetruck
    3,a £20 note
     
  9. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    Well!! i just came up with a clean answer for every question..:rolleyes: honest :rolleyes:
     
  10. wardy

    wardy New Member

    somebody can use google! :finger:
     
  11. wardy

    wardy New Member

    you and clean answer's just dont work in the same sentence learnt that by now :)
     
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  12. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    you must have me mistaken for someone else...:p how very dare you!!!!!!!!
     
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  13. Nathan94

    Nathan94 New Member

    The firetruck one I didn't,but that dam £20 was dam hard,(pun unintended)
     
  14. LFCKEV

    LFCKEV Well-Known Member

    I'm fucked everyone was dirty
     
  15. jaffa1963

    jaffa1963 Southern Twat VIP Member

    Why would I say fire truck? and is it fire truck or firetruck? Im English. Its a bloody fire engine. I could have said a frozen duck if it's two words.

    And I never got notes in my trouser pockets. Just receipts n a few coppers.
     
  16. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    I'm sure I've been in this conversation before!!!!!
     
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  17. Deathstalka

    Deathstalka Donkey VIP Member

    I just saw sexual innuendos!! And I'm the biggest pervert to grace this page!
     

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