Dilemma

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Dave, Jan 22, 2014.

  1. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    A student asked his English Professor "What is a definition of Dilemma?"

    Well. the Professor said , "there is nothing better than an example to illustrate that".......Imagine that you are lying in bed with a Beautiful naked woman on one side, and a gay man on the other.....

    Who are you going to turn your back on ?
     
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  2. robj

    robj If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer VIP Member

    No dilemma for you Dave.............








    You'd never get a beautiful naked woman in bed!


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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  3. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    HAHAHA not tonight Mate,,squash training....but last weekend ...;););)
     
  4. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Ah ha! Winky plays "Lucky Pierre" at the weekend does he? No wonder we seldom see him on a ride-out.
     
  5. robj

    robj If at first you don't succeed, get a bigger hammer VIP Member


    The gay bloke???
     
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  6. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    Well at the moment Ladyboys is on TV so you can have both ..ha ha
     
  7. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    hes not gay but his boyfriend is;)
     
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  8. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Why am I not surprised you knew that . . . ?
     
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  9. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    Ha ha you two got your handbags out again...lol
     
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  10. Radicalrabit2

    Radicalrabit2 Peak Park Tour Guide VIP Member

    the question is why did he let the gay man get into bed with him and his beautiful woman in the first place
     
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  11. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    i let him go so far sue then i shoot him down ;)
     
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  12. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    its true love ..:rolleyes:
     
  13. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Fishing rods Dear, fishing rods.
     
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  14. jimmytanko

    jimmytanko New Member

    Tom Daley?
     
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  15. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    Michael Barrymore if you dont mind !!!lol
     
  16. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Yesterday I got up at 5am, grafted at work till 2, picked the kids up, did the happy birthday bit for the mrs, stayed up with the baby till 6am the next day as he was a bit poorly. Mrs took the day shift.
    Sometimes I wonder if I should have just tried the gay way when I was younger.
    At least you get to have as much anal as you like and chances are he will be a master at the old hand job.
    :D
    mind you. Knowing my luck the fucker would adopt a raft of kids and id be back in the same boat.
    well, a slightly gayer one.....
     
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  17. jimmytanko

    jimmytanko New Member

    And up shit creek has a totally different meaning on such a boat as you were describing
     
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  18. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Well, you do like that bright & gay orange colour, so maybe it would have been for you,
     
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  19. fronkey

    fronkey New Member

    Thought you were.......

    Sent from my GT-I9300 using Tapatalk
     
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