Dear Tech Support

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Falcon, Feb 7, 2008.

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  1. Falcon

    Falcon New Member

    Dear Technical Support

    24 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.



    However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.



    To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.



    Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.



    Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.



    I eventually upgraded to Fiancé 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0.



    While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2006.



    Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.



    They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.


    Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.



    Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Mercedes Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.



    Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off. Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2003, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2003, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.



    Help requested please?
     
  2. Guest

    Pure genius!
     
  3. kaos

    kaos Administrator VIP Member

  4. Jade

    Jade New Member

    Haha are women really like that??? lolo!!
     
  5. Da-Witch

    Da-Witch New Member

    Falcon - that is the funniest thing I have seen on this forum so far!!!! ROFL!
     
  6. Carrie

    Carrie New Member

    I have seen that before but very good I must say! :)
     
  7. Alex

    Alex Nankers VIP Member

    nice one :) :) :)
     
  8. Steelback

    Steelback New Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol: Very clever
     
  9. Guest

    yep

    Shes right falcon that is the best joke on here, well done lol 8)
     
  10. paul

    paul Administrator Staff Member

    Haven't seen that before now... good find Tom :)
     
  11. wallie

    wallie New Member

    LOL quality!
     
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