Dave (winkmaster) crew must be rubbing his hands together

I don't come on here so often anymore, but I found myself with some spare time this morning and I got bored. Iv come to realise that the forum has gone shit! It is totally devoid of any sort of humour, Its more like dear Deidre than a bike forum, not one single person can handle a pisstake anymore and every thread ends up in do some IAM training...............fuckin wink must be loving it

 

I will do iam when they can teach wellies and how to get that last 1.2mm of chicken strips off my back tyre.
As on the iam subject I use common sense when going round corners pull into a position you can see more of the bend.
Oh do they teach how to land a bike properly when you go airborne.

I'm going tightening my chain and painting my kitchen

 

I agree, try having a conversation with someone about one thing and the safety crew come in saying how they wouldn't do it as it's 'dangerous' fook off and see the funny side of things.

 

I draw the line at tshirt and shorts and air max trainers tho lmfao

 

Bikini, shorts and flip flops for me! God help anyone who see's me

 

STFU

 

Fuckin love it when you get bored mate

 

Dear Deidre

Last night I had a tasty Nandos half chicken and chips, with spicy rice and macho peas covered in lashings of wild herb sauce.
What I'd like to know is, how long before I've gone shit and ramble nonsense about nothing?

Lastly, how long should one store a toilet roll in the freezer before the benefits of cool paper dabbing the inflamed incandescent hot ring piece outweigh the inevitable hole tearing through a cold soggy toilet paper folded thrice?
Would it require any additional IAM (inflamed anus mitigation) training?

 

Dear Paul, thanks for contacting us, lets see if we can help any.

Firstly you being from the third world I can see how you would find nandos appealing, however you are aware that isn't real chicken right?
I would suggest contacting smudger with regards loo roll, there is so much shit comes out his mouth he must be an expert on wiping.

as for the rambling well I don't think you will be doing much Rambling as your missus never lets you out.

If you have any other questions don't hesitate to contact Jim because that cunt knows everything

Yours

Go fuck ya self:finger:

 

I rode to work in shorts and then I rode to carls in a hoodie and trainers the other day #fuckingrebelme

 

I reckon you should all shut the fuck up.....

 

You could help by taking a collection...and getting me another bike ya monkey!

 

Wtf are shorts @pch1 your lacking you should of spotted this.

 

Dear deidre
Do you do home visits?

 

*you're
*slacking

Ha ha ha


Actually I was more concerned about the statement in which Moz admits to riding in trainers and a hoodie...no mention of a pair of shorts...my imagination ran wild and had visions of CupidStunt trying to use Moz's naked bum as a bike rack! lol

 

*IAM threats

Har har har

 

Do you happen to know wich roads he uses.......could do with a new bike rack