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Discussion in 'Humour' started by Dave, Oct 2, 2012.

  1. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    WOMENS LONELY HEARTS ADS

    What they really mean:

    ADVENTUROUS = Slut
    ATHLETIC = No tits
    30 SOMETHING = 41
    FUN = Annoying
    WILD = Gets pissed easily
    BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog
    SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-Husbands a fucking nutter
    NEW-AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny
    HEADSTRONG = Argumentative
    ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic
    CURVY = Fat bitch
    CUDDLY = Fat bitch
    LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat bitch
    LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat bitch


    and if you do go on these blind date things don't end up with this lady for gods sake !!!!


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  2. foxysbanana

    foxysbanana I am the resurrection and I am the light VIP Member

    if anyone ticks like this iam calling the police :) i will never open this thread again lol
     
  3. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    OMG dave what are you thinking putting that pic on ffs
     
  4. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    I was actually enjoying reading that.....Then!!!!!!!! i see this :(
     
  5. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Haha ffs that's awesome

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  6. Vvtr

    Vvtr ( . )Y( . ) Turtle Z VIP Member

    ive fkt worse lol :whistle:
     
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  7. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    IMPOSSIBLE !!!! FERfuksSAKE mart !!!
     
  8. dougall

    dougall New Member

    She looks dead.........but still warm mmmmmmm
     
  9. Phil M

    Phil M Well-Known Member

    OMG pass the mind bleach, Dave you sick fucker ha ha ha.
     
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  10. Jaymar

    Jaymar New Member

    I believe him!!
     
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  11. T3D

    T3D VIP Member VIP Member

    I need to burn my eye balls out now!
     
  12. cbr1_mike

    cbr1_mike New Member

    I will loose sleep over that, cheers
     
  13. captaingoslow

    captaingoslow Rockin to myself VIP Member

    Wtf dave I trying to eat my breakfast here.
     
  14. jaffa1963

    jaffa1963 Southern Twat VIP Member

    I hope you used protection or you could be a carrier for a previously believed extinct strain of VD.
     
  15. Village-Idiot

    Village-Idiot Big Ignorant Fucker From Oldham VIP Member

    OMFG :bad:
     
  16. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    I don't know what you lot are moaning about she is about 100. You lot look like this at 50.[​IMG]


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  17. Village-Idiot

    Village-Idiot Big Ignorant Fucker From Oldham VIP Member

    You have obvioulsy had bad experiences with older men in your past Sue :bleh:
     
  18. johnc21turbo

    johnc21turbo Toofless Wonder

    I dare you to poke it with a stick cos I think it's dead :poke: ?????????????
     
  19. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    another 10 yrs sue................................. :paperbag:
     
  20. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    he's probley fucked worse..........zero standards......................
     

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