WOMENS LONELY HEARTS ADS What they really mean: ADVENTUROUS = Slut ATHLETIC = No tits 30 SOMETHING = 41 FUN = Annoying WILD = Gets pissed easily BEAUTIFUL EYES = Face like a robber's dog SEEKS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR = Ex-Husbands a fucking nutter NEW-AGE = Hairy with a smelly fanny HEADSTRONG = Argumentative ENJOYS PUBBING & CLUBBING = Alcoholic CURVY = Fat bitch CUDDLY = Fat bitch LIKES EATING OUT = Greedy fat bitch LIKES NIGHTS IN = Lazy fat bitch and if you do go on these blind date things don't end up with this lady for gods sake !!!!
I don't know what you lot are moaning about she is about 100. You lot look like this at 50. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk sue