Now spare a thought for the guy that told his wife he was going to China and now can't leave his mistresses flat and is hiding in the wardrobe from her ninja husband.
And remember, plane theft is very, very rare, so try not to lose any sleep worrying about it. Good night.
Ha ha, that reminds me of my mate. He would look at his watch and say, "This time next week I'll be on the plane." Someone would always ask him where he was going. He'd say, "Nowhere, my front door is sticking a bit."
