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U do this all the time? I find that weird if so but that mite just be me - u not go urinals then?

 

Have you ever tried to have a sit down pee while nursing a hard on?

 

Viagra + laxative prank ftw! loolz

But in lel's case, this would only happen when there is a nother lad in the room! :bleh:

 

i sit down to pee

hahahahaha, i really have pissed my pants at that...so has cat and she's reading it at work...

 

Fookme i just wet myself reading this!!! Lel as if u thought no 1 would find out u were stalkin this this girl.....as for sitting down to piss wtf hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

i'll stand up in a public loo but still avoid urinals as you should always dry yourself after, not just shake & drip

 

Yes, not easy, you just have to wait, but that would be the same if stood up

 

Dont tar me with your brush

 

There has been no stalking

 

lol wtf?

Clean after peeing? what the hell is that concept! Nowt like having a sweaty cheesy bell and putting it in the missus's face!

Gotta get some bacteria in her system at some point ehh? build up immunities n all that!

Get her to gobble an airwave while she's gobbling your cheesy wick!

jobs a good un!

THE WORLD IS MY URINAL!

 

a pack of Tena Lady needed in here stat!

 

i've just sent this to louise via her facebook profile.

 

I've just thought of a quality marketing idea!

Glory hole, published in the manner of "Yakult" good bacteria.

"Come suck on this for 20minutes and i'll increase your daily protien/bacteria in-take! Falcon enterprises, looking after number 1!"

 

Awesome thread.

 

Thats doesnt bother me as i am not going o be trying it on with her anyway, i'm too old for her

at least i can laugh at myself even though there is nothing to laugh about.

 

louis says

he sits down to pee? Is that normal?

hahahahaha..................exactly what we've been thinking.

 

Well I've certainly missed out on this thread lol. Who is this girl then Andy? As it's already been established that this place is full of pervs and weirdos, and she already knows about the thread lol .

 

If thats not normal then who wants to be normal

 

Everyone else it would seem lol.

 

Right! most seem to have had their dig so lets move on then girls