cheryl cole

I've got the results of Cheryl Cole's smear test here.
Just as I thought, it tastes f#cking delicious. :bleh:

 

thats fuckign gross

 

uke:

 

Can I have a lick haha

 

i win! ive got the doctors gloves from her prostate exam :bleh:





:bad:

 

no i win ive just smashed her backdoors in lol then i woke up and ate my cornflakes :doh:

 

Thats just wrong lol :bad:

 

sorry sue, supposed to be a blokes joke lol

 

And why wouldn't it taste delicious. Yum yum.

 

Did Cheryl used to be a bloke then.......Prostate?????

 

i had this arguement with my gf the other day, females do have a female prostate called the paraurethral gland, although is located near the uterus so wouldnt be any use doing an anal exam for it....... its actually what makes women squirt so ive been told

 

I can't be arsed (no pun intended) doing a search on this, so i will take your, or your girlfriend's word for it.

If i was going to stick a finger up Cheryls bum i wouldn't bother with a glove...

 

haha id stick more than me finger up there, although a toy car like jackass would be abit too far

 

So wrong some people on here.

 

ahahaha!!! sorry mate, i shouldn't laugh.
good on u feller.
now get fiddling & get her shaky! :whistle:

 

doctor simon lol

 

haha i watch too much sh*t on tele i think.

 

I would drink her p*ss, wouldnt you?

 

she could s*** on my belly any day

 

ide use her sh*t as toothpaste lol :huh: