Can't straighten arm?

Discussion in 'Humour' started by wardy, Sep 2, 2013.

  1. wardy

    wardy New Member

    Like it says can't straighten my left arm! What the hell! Think its fexked lol!
     
  2. djjag1

    djjag1 New Member

    Too much wanking? Slept on it funny whilst wanking in your sleep?
     
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  3. Frog_Princess

    Frog_Princess New Member

    Instant assumption of wanking injury, lol ;)

    Likely you've slept on it funny. It'll probably ease up during the day. Maybe take some ibuprofen - might help.
     
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  4. Deathstalka

    Deathstalka Donkey VIP Member

    You been pleasuring yourself a little too much hey??
    Could have over stretched it yesterday or slept funny on it!!
     
  5. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Go on your bike and give the throttle a good twist... that might help haha
     
  6. wardy

    wardy New Member

    Gym yesterday first time in 3-4 month tell ya what certainly fucked it up! Dosent help workin with it either!
     
  7. a_monkey_hint

    a_monkey_hint New Member

    I had a hairline fracture in my left elbow a few years back that meant I couldn't straighten my left arm any more than 90degrees. But that was due to taking a tumble after jumping over some railings in preston city centre whilst intoxicated.
     
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  8. MarkL94

    MarkL94 SV 650 Dirty slut VIP Member

    I get this problem all the time you just need to cut down on the fisting it helped me
     
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  9. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    can i run over it with the bike and sort it for you :D get to the doc's
     
  10. Chickenstrips

    Chickenstrips New Member

    FB you've been off the bike too long...the throttle's generally on the right??
     
  11. wardy

    wardy New Member

    All you feckers takin the piss! I'm off out on the bike! Fuck you all! :)
     
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  12. suzukisue

    suzukisue Inactive

    you will never get sympathy on here :p
     
  13. wardy

    wardy New Member

    Not after sympathy after people to ride with! Although best solo ride I've had that over 200 miles done! [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
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  14. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    the second pic is superb wardy...... the first pic shows your suspension is not set correctly and its ripping the rear tyre on corner exits ...have you had the static sag set ?
     
  15. wardy

    wardy New Member

    Yeah but want to take it to Ki's get it set up proper
     
  16. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    defo ..ask for Nick to do it..... he looks at your weight etc, he asks what type of riding you do ...tell him fast road riding ,and sets it up accordingly ...

    when he sets if ask him for a worksheet to what he has adjusted, this is so you can always set it back to std ,or if you ever change the shock , you have a base setting. Is the left side of the tyre the same ? i know its soft rubber on the outer side, but it shouldnt rip up...Deathstalker kegs, Father in law had the same prob at oulton last week , his tyre was ripped to bits , wrecked. well fuooked, cos rhe rear shock was too soft . when exiting a corner "feeding" in the power, the bike will squat and put pressure on the rear, if its too soft it tears it up . hope that helps
     
  17. wardy

    wardy New Member

    Yeah it's the same on the left too and will certainly do what you've said here above! Had same type of tyres on for over a year and a half new tyres ect got to say first time it's ripped them may just have been going a bit too fast
     
  18. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    they should wear evenly when your carrying the speed and they do "break" like yours. Its the sign of a quick rider. but with a better set up suspenison the "break " will be more even and look even better. lol If i can get hold of deathstalker kev i will ask him if he has the pic of his Father in laws you will see how bad it gets when constantly cornering on a bad set up. the £45 spend at Kais , will save you lots of dosh on tyres
     
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