Wife - "Can I drive?" Husband - "No. I'm fine" Wife - "Oh, please let me. I really want to!" Husband - "No" Wife - "I tell you what, if you let me drive, just for a bit, when we get home I'll give you a blowjob" Husband - "Really?" Wife - "Promise" Husband - "Oh go on then"... "And that, your honour, is the final entry from the black box on the Costa Concordia".
