bmw taken to court over a mans boner.

Discussion in 'Humour' started by rjvader, Mar 20, 2014.

  1. rjvader

    rjvader Backpack Man VIP Member

  2. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    So the Sefton crowd might get it on after all!
     
  3. HondaPete

    HondaPete New Member

    Well at least the judge was kind enough to "toss it out", hopefully it helped with his erection.

    On a side note, my girlfriend has just this minute decided to put a deposit down on a K1100rs for me!
     
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  4. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

  5. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    i think he is a tosser:whistle:
     
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  6. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    well if he got a hard one from being on a K1000RS,,,,,,its just as well he hasnt been on an S1000rr... what a knob
     
  7. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    whys that then ?
     
  8. robgosty

    robgosty SV650s Hooligan VIP Member

    Fook it, going out to buy a Corbin seat :rolleyes:
     
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  9. Chickenstrips

    Chickenstrips New Member

    The missus used to cum all the time on the back of my RD250 but she never sued me?!?
     
  10. KTM_Dude

    KTM_Dude TT 2015 Booked! Oh yeah! VIP Member

    I can't believe what the yanks claim for. It's a joke.
    Many years ago I read an article in a flying mag. It was written by a British bloke living in the USA.
    He asked, what would you do if you had an engine failure, but managed to land safely in a field?
    He suggested that in the UK you would call your family and mates, have a laugh about it and arrange collection of the plane. You would probably thank the farmer, buy him a drink and head home in relief.
    BUT, in the USA, you would pull out your phone and call your lawyer. You would instruct him to sue the airfield you left from, the destination airfield, air traffic control, the manufacturer of the plane AND the farmer for having a field that was too bumpy to land in :)
     
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  11. Biker Ste

    Biker Ste Active Member

    BUT, in the USA, you would pull out your phone and call your lawyer. You would instruct him to sue the airfield you left from, the destination airfield, air traffic control, the manufacturer of the plane AND the farmer for having a field that was too bumpy to land in :)[/QUOTE]
    Lol they have more money in the USA
     

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