Blackpool

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Dave, Feb 26, 2014.

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  1. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    Just got back from Blackpool, never again!


    On the seafront I saw a guy and woman having a shouting match until the woman smacked the guy in the head and they started fighting.
    Then a copper turned up but instead of trying to calm things down he starts hitting the guy with his baton, in the end the guy gets the baton off the copper and starts hitting him AND his wife!


    Then this crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages!
     
    Dave, Feb 26, 2014
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  2. Paul B

    Paul B L3 GSXR750 VIP Member

    What the fuck are u on
    I will have some

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    Paul B, Feb 26, 2014
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  3. HondaPete

    HondaPete New Member

    Best giggle i've had in ages! :laugh:
     
    HondaPete, Feb 26, 2014
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  4. Paul B

    Paul B L3 GSXR750 VIP Member

    Fell out of bed when i read it

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    Paul B, Feb 26, 2014
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  5. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    hahahahahaa made me smile :)
     
    lavinia, Feb 26, 2014
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  6. Nathan94

    Nathan94 New Member

    I'll have whatever he's having!
     
    Nathan94, Feb 26, 2014
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  7. ChrisC

    ChrisC New Member

    Yep...sounds about right:)
     
    ChrisC, Feb 26, 2014
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  8. mybad

    mybad New Member

    That's got to be last nights dream . :whistle:
     
    mybad, Feb 26, 2014
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  9. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    wheres the PUNCH line
     
    victor meldrew, Feb 26, 2014
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  10. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

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    Fat Bob, Feb 26, 2014
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  11. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    this joke might not be funny to some young uns ....i texted it to my friend who is 25 he had never heard of punch and judy !!!
     
    Dave, Feb 26, 2014
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  12. rjvader

    rjvader Backpack Man VIP Member

    im 23 and I chuckled...some people must have had awful childhoods if they cant recognise a punch and judy gag!
     
    rjvader, Feb 26, 2014
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  13. Chops Mcgee

    Chops Mcgee Back Marker VIP Member

    Literally pissed meself! Nice one!
     
    Chops Mcgee, Mar 2, 2014
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  14. LFCKEV

    LFCKEV Well-Known Member

    Who?
     
    LFCKEV, Mar 2, 2014
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  15. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    I had to ask the missus what this is about..

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    ListerTheStupid, Mar 2, 2014
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  16. Jazzi

    Jazzi Listers Missus VIP Member

    I'm 7 years younger than him and I got it...

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    Jazzi, Mar 2, 2014
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  17. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    you should have just ask Jazz ..shes a clever girl
     
    Dave, Mar 2, 2014
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  18. jimmytanko

    jimmytanko New Member

    Thats why you get "it"
     
    jimmytanko, Mar 2, 2014
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  19. FatPhil

    FatPhil New Member

    thats the way to do it !
     
    FatPhil, Mar 3, 2014
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  20. Fat Bob

    Fat Bob VIP Member VIP Member

    Is anyone good at Math? How many times does 30 go into 23?


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    Fat Bob, Mar 3, 2014
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