Bike puns

Bet the DREAM left you with a stiff PLASTIC MAGGOT

 

You'r saving them for someone special, but she must be about eR NineT.

 

stop getting so technical guys or ill get angry and blow a GASKET I csnt get my BEARINGS when it comes to the mechanical puns.

 

This thread is growing so fast someone needs to hit the BRAKES

 

Hav'nt hear from Vincent van van the bike painter with the Panther tattoo Four a while


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I'm going sleep I'm EXHAUSTed

 

I feel like we keep repeating the same CYCLE.

 

I'm getting TYREd myself. Just can't STAND these puns anymore, if you've heard then once you've heard them a MILLI(E)on times

 

They are starting to get BOREing now

 

I think people in this thread just keep GASing on.

 

I think we should set FAZERS to kill on this thread now and never bring it back up in the FUTURA

 

don't make me get my CLUTCH bag out and slap you accross your FAZER!

 

signature move of a pro STREETFIGHTER that. careful you dont pull a muscle in your swing arm

 

My clip on fell out whilst.iwas gearing up to see how the weather was fairing to find out I needed oiling unfortunately for the massage from my pillion

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saying that i don't want to BRAKE my favorite Rimmel DIPSTICK :/ also, i just spent £30 on my new eye SHADOW... nah im gunna bring this whole TANK SLAPPING to a STOPPIE.

 

have you got piston lambrini or something? if you dont tone down your aggression, we'll need to have a torque.

 

I have not see mention of any ignition sources on this thread so it must be MATCHLESS.

 

Put my Ariel up to listen to the bantam going on


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