Bike or Wife/Girlfriend

Discussion in 'Humour' started by Phil (Wide Load), Mar 27, 2014.

  1. Phil (Wide Load)

    Phil (Wide Load) Phil (Wide Load) VIP Member

    Wife errrrr bike errrrr wife!!!

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  2. Nathan94

    Nathan94 New Member

    Bike,girl friends cause problems with there insist naging.
     
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  3. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    Bikes are more reliable, even the Italian ones!
     
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  4. GSX1400

    GSX1400 New Member

    wife is a biker,so i got the best of both worlds
     
  5. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    Lol it reminds me of when I asked a girl to marry me , she said NO !

    So I drank beer , rode my bike, farted when I wanted to , left the toilet seat up , went fishing , went out every night with the lads and lived happily ever after
     
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  6. Skudd

    Skudd New Member

    This question should never be asked as she will always get upset with the answer.
     
  7. RC8Paul

    RC8Paul New Member

    Most of my motorcycles have lived in my house, usually the living room, this mediately alerts a new potential spouse to her position in the family hierarchy and if she doesn't like it she is welcome to leave.
     
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  8. reef

    reef New Member

    Had the cruiser in our dining area for a few months whilst working on it ....finally had to move it when i got home to a find the tank bag on the seat full of spag bol !!!!

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  9. RC8Paul

    RC8Paul New Member

    I wouldn't have got divorced over that I would have become a widower, women get away with far too much of that kind of shit in my opinion. If a bloke had have done that you would have taken his head off!!
     
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  10. gleders

    gleders New Member

    The mrs loves me for being a biker so all good here too. Just strap her to the bike one sunny day and take her for a spin? Im sure once she has been fast as a pillion she will "love you long time"

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  11. Phil (Wide Load)

    Phil (Wide Load) Phil (Wide Load) VIP Member

    The better half already enjoys her pootle about too. Just doesn't like being.........cold??


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  12. Garry.L

    Garry.L New Member

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  13. RC8Paul

    RC8Paul New Member

    Too many guys spend their waking hours capitulating to some female dictator in their lives, I love and respect my partner but she knows the score, I am not unreasonable but I do not bend over backwards or kneel before any woman. I have cut my path in life and will only have people "standing on my coat tails" that benefit me and my life style I do not accept free loaders (hangers on). I pay all my own bills and I am dependant upon no one and I live my life accordingly.

    If you're lucky enough to have found a partner that enjoys your hobby then "well done you" but those of you that have to ask permission to take a ride out on a Sunday for a few hours after you've slaved all week need to grow a set.

    I'm not anti women I just give them the equal rights they supposedly seek !! (equal rights, not special rights).

    Rant over, climbing down off my soap box now.
     
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  14. Skudd

    Skudd New Member

    The other question is The Girlfriend or the Wife? Now that's a tough one.
     
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  15. RC8Paul

    RC8Paul New Member

    That's a tough one, it would have to depend if the wife in question was your wife or someone else's, I find other peoples wives are far more "playful" ;)
     
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  16. jaffa1963

    jaffa1963 Southern Twat VIP Member

    No issues around choosing wife or bike for me. I ride em both as often as I can. I just got to remember which one im riding as mrs objects to me wearing helmet with camera fitted in bed.

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  17. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    :roflmao:
     
  18. reef

    reef New Member

    My missis wont come near me unless im wearing mine .....:(

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