A Squaddie mate got off with a dwarf. Next morning, as I was sat nursing the sort of hangover that would kill a Civvy, my door got hoofed open and in came my mate (strutting like Lord Flashheart in Blackadder) to announce with glee how it was the first time he'd had a nosh with both parties stood upright!!!
You could be a fat growler of a bird and all you need to do is move to a garrison town and you'll get rattled daily. We used to regularly have a grab a grot night out and failing that, there was always some skinny waster (usually the blame key store an or a clerk somewhere) who would marry them!
We had sticky Vicki in catterick, she had most of Bcoy lined outside one of the lads rooms taking turns smashing her, and the best bit her mum use to drop her off at the main gate.
Verne Troyer (mini me) has the phone number of some girls that i know. His *people* ring the girls up and then they get picked up and he pays for everything and they have a great night he tries to shag them and then when it isnt working he ends the night early. He never learns his lesson, he is up in liverpool and manchester quite often trying to score real life sized women..
