Amazingly simple home remedies

1. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetable..........
Get someone else to hold while you chop.




2. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat..............by using the sink.



3. A set mouse trap, placed on top of your wife's alarm clock, will prevent her from rolling over and going back to sleep after she hits the snooze button.



4. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you'll be afraid to cough.


5. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40.
If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.


6. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.


Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS

If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've probably got an electrical problem :twisted: