simple game - tell a lie... the more ridiculous the better.... today i went canal fishing in wigan and caught a whale. but i threw it back in though cos the tyre was bald.
Iv just rode a horse to a popular sea fishing spot in Birmingham only to be beaten there by mick jagger
well, it's funny you should mention mick jagger.... i'm currently making a vegetarian spaghetti bolognese for the cast of the popular soap el dorado. mmmmh pila nommmms
got sucked off by angelina jolie while driving a veron down the m6 only to be stopped by brad pitt :huh:
anyway today i decided i have far too much spare time on my hands so ive signed up to be a communty support officer.
good for you mate. i couldnt decide whether to be a traffic warden or a plod but today at mmc made my mind up when i saw all the reprobates off here. get myself loads of brownie points nicking everyone for dodgy number plates and cans. theyve already given me a speed gun and ive been practicing with it. i can wank 104mph
well after winning last neets lottery, if you all go to the nearest petrol station and give my name in,i've made it right for you to fill up every 2 days, for the next 10 years for free
my mates just come back from the doctors. its a bit embarrassing really cos he cant get a hard on even when watching extreme pron. the doctor told him a secret that all the porn stars use... apparently if you get one of them pp3 square 9v batteries, lube it with vic and push it up your arse, you'll be rock hard in seconds and it lasts all night. honest.
Oh jaffa your gonna be popular on here! Today I spoke to a man u fan who actually could see past his nose Sent from my HTC One X using Xparent Red Tapatalk 2
