A lot of willy's about

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Woody, Mar 1, 2015.

  1. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    Just dawned on me...

    Why is this site such a sausage feast???

    More girls need to get into biking, so when I'm elected PM I will make it compulsory that all women must pass a bike test before they can move to cars......

    Just sayin'
     
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  2. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    A few new ones of the past few days... about 20 girls on NWB I'd say.. prob half that for active members.
     
  3. Lefty

    Lefty New Member

    and obviously have to ride naked ! . As long as they're hot, if not straight into the car with extreme privacy glass. Just a thought for your manifesto Woody.
     
  4. Jazzi

    Jazzi Listers Missus VIP Member

    1. Lids mess up our hair and make up
    2. We don't like being cold and wet
    3. Layers make us look fat
    4. Most of us can't drive, what makes you think we can ride any better :p
     
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  5. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Think woody is scared that the "confused" feelings he has for men are caused by the lack of female bikers.

    They aren't.

    Its all you.
     
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  6. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah "Layers"
     
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  7. Jazzi

    Jazzi Listers Missus VIP Member

    That's you're excuse anyway :ban:
     
  8. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    It's all these men in tight leather....
     
  9. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Mrs C is a far better driver for having me teach her to ride a motorcycle.
     
  10. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Hope she is sufficiently grateful.

     
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  11. Clarkey

    Clarkey Well-Known Member

    They claim to be female... That's all we know, lol
     
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  12. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Actual, now she can't, she probably resents it as she knows what she's missing every time I swan off out.
     
  13. Clarkey

    Clarkey Well-Known Member

    You're the dream of every woman and the idol to every man...

    How that pillock @lee even dares to converse with you I shall never understand... He should be banished into a sub section of the forum
     
  14. victor meldrew

    victor meldrew The Tosser formely known as Cupid stunt VIP Member

    Whats wrong with Willy ?
     
  15. Rumpoldstilskin

    Rumpoldstilskin New Member

    What happened to Matt's ex, 'repsol girl' I know she's still riding and has another bike but no sign of her on here :,( I liked looking at her too ;)
     
  16. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    Didn't she have a big crash?
     
  17. lee

    lee Moderator Staff Member

    Who is matt?
    And more importantly who is this repsol girl??
     
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  18. Rumpoldstilskin

    Rumpoldstilskin New Member

    She did but is fine and back up and riding, they both had NC30's, at the time they were together she had a CBR125 in Repsol colours.

    Very petite hot blonde lass from Manchester.
     
  19. Rumpoldstilskin

    Rumpoldstilskin New Member

    Ashley Drinkwater for you Facebook stalkers haha
     
  20. Paul m0kdm

    Paul m0kdm VIP Member VIP Member

    Simple really, motorcycling has always attracted more dicks than pussies. ;)
     

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