a cucumber a pickle & a penis were talking about there awful lives. the cucumber said my life sucks when i get big fat & juicy , they cut me up & toss me in 2 a salad. the pickle said when i get big fat & juicy they cover me in vinegar & throw me in a jar. the penis said u think thats bad ?????? when i get big fat & juicy they pull a plastic bag over my head stick me in a dark damp room & bang my head against the wall till i throw up and pass out..