24 Hrs to live

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  1. Guest

    A man is told he only has 24 hrs to live.
    He tells his wife & asks if they can make love one last time.
    Crying and upset she agrees & they have mind blowing sex.
    After 12 hrs he asks again & she gives him the best blow job he's ever had.
    4 hours to & he begs her for one last go.
    " FUCK OFF " she said " " I'M NOT BEING FUNNY BUT I HAVE TO GET UP IN THE MORNING, YOU DON'T!"
     
  2. paul

    paul Administrator Staff Member

    lmao :)
     
  3. Jade

    Jade New Member

    typical woman that haha
     
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