2014 spain, france, prostitues and wherever...

Discussion in 'Trips' started by bloke, Sep 29, 2013.

  1. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member

    was nattering to beechy the other day and it got briefly mentioned about grabbing a ferry down to spain and riding back, he was the one who said about prostitutes by the way, not me!! doesn't even have to be spain, can go hull or dover and just do a big loop into europe.

    don't really plan on camping though as i only want to take a small bag with fresh grundies and socks etc...travel light:)

    i reckon it could be a good laugh so thought i'd see who might be up for it, few things to sort out first though.

    no real time scale, if you want to go early wave goodbye and off you go.

    no pissing round booking every night's accommodation in advance.

    no route planning, get up in the morning and take it from there, no problem with picking places to go through though. some fantastic roads in the massif central in france and the volcanic national park is stunning!!


    if anyone is interested grunt...
     
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  2. Phil M

    Phil M Well-Known Member

    Grunt, especially if we carry on to do the route Napolean to Provence, loads of cheap campsites, the prostitutes are expensive though or so I'm told.
     
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  3. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member

    grunt noted.
     
  4. CRM

    CRM Administrator Staff Member

    oh yes, done this many times and love it.
    ferry to santander and take a week to ride home via northern spain, south of france, italy, Austria and germany.
    fuck camping and carrying all that shite, cheap hotels and twisty roads.
    mid to late may is still cheap on the boat, roads are quiet and snow has thawed and passes are often clear.
     
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  5. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    When you thinking? I'd be game for it
     
  6. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member

    fuck knows?? suppose spring time or autumn? just avoid baking in the summer...although a week or two of hot dry weather does sound good:)
     
  7. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member

    just had a thought...we could aim for places with silly names?? brest, condom, nancy, dole, worms, raped and left for dead in a ditch etc...

    not sure where the last one is, just remember seeing it in a newspaper a while ago??
     
  8. markc6631

    markc6631 New Member

    Grunt. First good thread on here in ages.
     
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  9. Woody

    Woody Super Naked. VIP Member

    Hmmmmmm, Im up for no camping......

    Nice hotel/B&B with a good bar and some nice weather.

    Just a couple of days but would be nice to have no plan and draw a strange line onto a map :p
     
  10. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Defo defo defo. Im up fir booking the ferry now. I suggest just after easter ? Weather is usually warm by then. Theres no hassle with hotel or map google and sat nav. I have both.

    Buy Orange It Will Make You Fast
     
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  11. markc6631

    markc6631 New Member

    Agreed. Let's book the ferry asap :)
     
  12. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member

    had a feeling you'd be up for this, reckon mozz will be as well;)

    easter sunday is 20th april, mart's beast run is planned for 25th april so how about early may as first suggestion??
     
  13. gixer-tom

    gixer-tom New Member

    this sounds good im interested but just need to clarify, is there going to be prostitutes??
     
  14. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Yes yes ill go online now back in 5

    Buy Orange It Will Make You Fast
     
  15. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Ok boys the ferry for 4 people and bikes

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    Seriously it's just a £25 deposit, I know me Carl and Mozz will be defo without question
     
  16. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member

    as many as you can eat:cool:
     
  17. bloke

    bloke smoke crack, it makes you look cool VIP Member

    bloody hell daz, didn't think you'd be this keen;)
     
  18. markc6631

    markc6631 New Member

    I'm a defo.
     
  19. bikenutter

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  20. bikenutter

    bikenutter VIP Member VIP Member

    Oh an that weekend will see world super bikes a arragon in Spain :) just a thought
     

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