110% ???

Discussion in 'Humour' started by lavinia, May 18, 2014.

  1. lavinia

    lavinia Navigator Extraordinaire

    What Makes 100%?

    What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

    Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

    How about achieving 103%?

    What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

    Is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


    And

    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But ,


    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

    A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while
    Hard workandKnowledge will get you close, and Attitudewill get you there.
    Its theBullshit
    andAss Kissing that will put you over the top.
    Now you know why some people are where they are!
     
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  2. adam123

    adam123 New Member

    Very good
     
  3. reef

    reef New Member

    Stealing for da Fb ....

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  4. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

    very very clever , nice find Lavinia
     
  5. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    steeling that
     
  6. AN1M4L

    AN1M4L New Member

    I like it
     

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