100mph ride.

to cancel out the gayness of moz's ride crawl. who's up for a mach2 ride to buxton for a monster kebab and back.
tomorrow. tues 14th.
by mach2 i mean at least double the speed limits, whatever they may be.

anyone caught doing less than 140 in a 70 will be sent home naked. :lol:

no braking for speed cameras.... 12 o'clock wheelies only.

 

I see a thread of bans coming

 

What time?

 

probs set off from warrington area about half six / seven. in buxton by 7.15 :lol:

pretty sure there is a separate offence code for aiding and abetting speeing - it's a '2' after the sp30 / 40 / 50 code,
ie sp32 etc...
so of course this is entirely jovial and i would never ever dream of even going even 0.1 mph over the limit ever, or ever contemplate endorsing / coercing or coaxing someone to do so.

so if youre reading this mr plod, eat my sheeite. go catch some burglars or kiddie killers instead.

 

45 minutes, long way round then :lmfao:

 

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: your going down :doh: :doh: :doh:

 

dont even think about it d*ck head.......do u not learn nothing on the speed awareness course

 

All police in the area will be on lookout for you now

 

yes. i learnt you are 0.33% more likely to be caught speeding while riding a bike than when driving a car / van

 

and killing you self while speeding

 

dont beat about the bush Sue, say what you mean lol

 

i always say what i mean.....its ok me and martin have an understanding.....i'm like his mum

 

lol,

 

well im not very good at statistics... but seeing as ive been riding on the road for 32 years, probably over a million miles and im not dead yet...
whats the chances ill die tomorrow?
more likely to choke on a chilli tbh lol!

you dont get dead by going fast. you get dead by going slow - ie doing zero mph when you hit a stationary object or when some tosser crashes into you.
to avoid this happening, i like to go faster than other vehicles on the road where possible and stay the fk out of their way.
sitting in traffic is not for me. thats where binnages happen.
if im stupid enough to come off due to lack of skill and judgement then i deserve to get up and look at a wrecked bike and feel very silly.
if i come off due to someone elses lack of skill and judgement, assuming i survive, then imo that gives perfect justification for me to fk them up.

speed doesnt kill. inaproppriate use of speed / judgement does though

 

what the fk goes on in your head.....its very scary

 

Might head up the cat for a bit tomorrow. Sounds like 7.30 would be a good time for me to wave you past?


Will check tomorrow depending how work goes.

 

was planning on heading that way

no waiting for stragglers.
get left behind = tough sh*t. make yer own way lol

 

Sue you do know what he does with his mum dont you? :evil: :whistle:

 

Am up there now havin a pint.
No plod about :whistle: