your in the ten items or less queue your allowed three things to freak out the check out girl/guy ........go
if you really want to freak them out lean forward, sniff their neck and then lick the side of their face, freaks the fuck out of them. bit of trivia, they always cry for their mum when they know you are about to finish them.
and it's more fun to slip things in other peoples shopping, especially condoms when it's a couple:whistle:
box of cornflakes, pint of milk and a loaf of bread…………….if was in the queue with you lot she would prob think... fuck me this bloke is weird buying normal stuff !!