Dating ( bikers girls )

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by antzx6r, Mar 23, 2015.

  1. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    That's close.
     
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  2. Jim27

    Jim27 Administrator Staff Member

    Do they scream "For every credit there's a debit!" and check your variance for materiality?
     
  3. Phil M

    Phil M Well-Known Member

    Girls don't know stuff like that, it's real macho stuff.
     
  4. stumoores

    stumoores New Member

    Hi my names Stu, fancy a ride? I've got a purple helmet in your size !;)
     
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  5. ListerTheStupid

    ListerTheStupid Is it summer yet? VIP Member

    It's a trap. Never shit on your own door step.

    Well what do I know. Never dated a biker chick myself.....
     
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  6. Bradders

    Bradders New Member

    Have you asked any blokes to go pilly? I Would have no problems with it after all sat at the back of a sexy biker chick I don't think I would be concentrating on the road or lean angle:)
     
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  7. Dave

    Dave Moderator Staff Member

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  8. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Takes me back. I went pilly in Mr old 400 Dream with a lass I was seeing. Anyway, I asked her to slow but she wouldn't and we must have been doing near 70 in a 30. So I proceeded to undress her. Jacket unzipped, jumper up, tee shirt up, bra up and fondling her before she managed to stop and find neutral and slap my hands. As she readjusted herself, I spotted another lass in the flats in front giggling away at the drama being played out. I pointed her out to my companion, she looked up at the flats, the spectator giggled more, I got a firm slap on my thigh that smarted and she rode us home sedately, the lass in the flat still sniggering as we left
     
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  9. CRM

    CRM Administrator Staff Member

    what the fucking fuck is that.
    what has been seen cannot be unseen
     
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  10. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member


    Are they single lol
     
  11. Baldrick

    Baldrick Has a cunning plan VIP Member

    Oh Yeah :)
     
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  12. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    Ha ha ha ha pissing myself at the thought! :D
     
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  13. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    You sound like @Barts Dad ;)
     
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  14. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    I'm incontinent! Ha ha ha
     
  15. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    Exactly Melvin
     
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  16. GeorgiaMc

    GeorgiaMc New Member

    Ouch!
     
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  17. Barts Dad

    Barts Dad New Member

    And then you woke up. :sleep:
     
  18. Cabernet

    Cabernet Smug to be riding the Moto Guzzi VIP Member

    I take it, that's as close as you got to a good time?
     
  19. smudger

    smudger I Love SV650's

    who created this damn thread ffs,,, now im talking ex (she a biker bird) damn u lot
     
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  20. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member


    Talking ex is that code for take my missy out
     

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