Dating ( bikers girls )

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by antzx6r, Mar 23, 2015.

  1. stumoores

    stumoores New Member

    No Bikey No Likey ! And
    If you think he talks shite, turn off ya light !
     
  2. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    Popcorn at the ready :whistle:
    I wanna see the other way round :p
     
  3. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    I'm a toad, now pucker up! :alien:
     
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  4. stumoores

    stumoores New Member

    In the refreshed NWB site we should have a looking for Love section @CRM ?
     
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  5. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    Can you imagine?
    @antzx6r @smudger
     
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  6. Bird

    Bird New Member

    Speaking from experience, no! Because when it goes tits up (which it probably will) it always ends up being messy with joint friends and only one person really being able to stay on the forum as it gets too awkward after a break-up.
     
  7. stumoores

    stumoores New Member

    :eek:
     
  8. rjvader

    rjvader Backpack Man VIP Member

    The mrs' says 90% of all bikers she's met have been dicks. Originally she assumed i was 'sweaty fat minging and a dick' then she actually met me, realised im awesome and now it's just everyone else who's sweaty fat and dicks lol.

    Find a non-biker wife and convert them. She loves it now :thumbsup:
     
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  9. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    What? Sweaty fat dicks? Lol
     
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  10. gmercer1

    gmercer1 New Member

    I get nagged at enough................last thing I want is for her to come on a ride out so she can nag me even more!! :D
     
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  11. pch1

    pch1 In the gang with Ewan and Charley VIP Member

    Ha ha ha
    Even better when they nag when you get back..."I had to do all the chores myself with no help from you etc etc"
    You're not allowed out of their sight, and don't you dare be enjoying yourself or they'll soon put a stop to it! lol
     
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  12. Pacuk

    Pacuk New Member

    each ride will cost double in fuel, bacon buttys and brews.. Plus when you get home no one will have tidied up and she will know the real price of stuff not the filtered prices we all say things cost..
     
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  13. Bird

    Bird New Member

    Women have jobs too you know! ;) So can pay for their own fuel, bacon butties and brews....

    ...if no-one is in the house, there's no-one to make a mess!

    And most biker women like spending money on their bikes...private plate, £600 twin cans, new chain and sprockets (because I wanted them not needed them), after market screen, levers, heated grips, sat nav, luggage never mind all the jackets, leathers, buffs, boots, textiles I've bought over the years!
     
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  14. antzx6r

    antzx6r New Member

    It's the common interest that will out shine anything else that got me thinking

    Seems simple in my head

    I thought I'd get this thread going as summers around the corner an it's time to find the paddock girl
     
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  15. Bird

    Bird New Member

    The key is going to bike meets etc where there's a large percentage of bikers in one place and where everyone is stood around talking. I would tend to be out riding though so am going to try and be more social this year!

    It's dead easy to strike up a conversation too, just talk about bikes! Can you imagine walking up to someone in a cafe or supermarket or something and try to strike up a conversation. The horror.
     
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  16. stumoores

    stumoores New Member

    My power commander hates bikes !
     
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  17. CRM

    CRM Administrator Staff Member

    yep worked for me, and some of you lot doubted my sexuality with expressing my preference with 250 2 strokes and 400 4 strokes lol
    A nice NC30 or RVF or Gullarm or 3TJ or NSR seems to strike a chord with many a biker chick.
    back in the early days i hooked up with one looking to try my NC30 for size, so naturally i invited her back to try my 3XV for size (where in reality she was better suited to my YSR80 gag bike) :love:

    EDIT - lol reading that back it sounds like a euphemism - it wasn't really, no honestly, no seriously . . . .
     
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  18. Soviet

    Soviet New Member

    7 STEPS TO BIKING FREEDOM WHILST IN A RELATIONSHIP

    1.Be a biker
    2. Meet a girl 'normally'
    3. Have kids whilst having a short biking sabbatical
    4. Make excuse to get 'back on road' ( such as can't afford to run TWO cars / Needed for commuting but small bikes are dangerous / mid-life crisis / all my middle aged mates have a bike etc etc )
    5. Remove pillion footrests as biking's ' a bit dangerous'
    6. Explain that stress of work requires that you need to get out and clear your head / popping to shops / 'Jeff needs a lift with his camshaft
    7. Biking Freedom
     
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  19. Purity14

    Purity14 New Member

    Biker women are all batshit mental, they make regular women look normal.

    Never met a normal one yet not even one, they are all mentally unstable, every single one.
     
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  20. Mozzersaints

    Mozzersaints MOZ VIP Member

    Its not often jim and I agree............cabs a groomer
     
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