You may have seen this advertised on TV. Well recently windows sent through an update and the Cortana came with it. Happy with the search engine initiation previously, this was a pain to start with like all software updates. Anyway, seeing the adverts, I started trying out the voice commands with some success. Last night Mrs C was doing some baking and she walked into the lounge and sat down and asked me to tell her when 7 minutes up. I reached for my phone, activated Cortana voice commands and said, " Alarm 7 minutes". Cortana relied, "I have set your alarm for 19:52". Mrs C looked over, impressed as I placed the phone confidently on the couch between us. "How do you do that she asked?" I explained and she activated Cortana voice wanting to tease and said," Blowjob 10 minutes". There was a disappointing pout as Cortana didn't activate the alarm, but then a split second of curiosity as Cortana recalled a web search, and a jaw dropping chin in the cleavage as she saw this:- NSFW You have been warned!
Are you listers dad by any chance ? :wtf: We really need a cesspit section on this forum so all the perverts can post till their hearts content ...............................Dave !
I've just instructed cortana to block this thread …..it aint got a clue what I'm on about though !! Apple for me any day of the week .. i mean Cortana …..sounds like an old for car "darn sarf"
Lovely thread, well timed for our recent influx of fresh female bikers. I hope they don't think we're all like this ( actually I am like the bloke in scene 4!)
